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AVAS 'CARACE'(caress) reappearing all types of vehicles *wink wink*
ReplyDeletesince our service is "avas", they have to reappear.
ReplyDeleteWe don't understand it but these vehicles just keep appearing inside the garage. Take what you like, it's all free!
ReplyDeleteHey this garage is near my house. Never noticed that... ahhaha hilarious.
ReplyDeleteAvas there u vehicle lubbers. Thar she appears again. Arrrgh! Me say we got a good find here. Har-de-har-harrrr!
ReplyDelete"Those crazy Azns are funding new businesses here - you can tell by the Engrish."
ReplyDeletewhat the hell is a veniles?
ReplyDeleteBring your cars to us and they will appear as awesome as our sign.
ReplyDeleteAVAS GARAGE
ReplyDeleteFor Your Womanly Needs
Platform 9 3/4's got nothing on us!
ReplyDeleteJames Bond comes here when the stealth mechanic of his car gets stuck on 'vanish'.
ReplyDeleteHey when are you choosing the winner, and more importantly when do we get the prizes.
ReplyDeleteWe've already emptied our lone drawer and thrown out Squeaky.. RUBIK'S CUBE!!! I meant our Rubik's cube... hmm..
Beam me up Carace!
ReplyDeleteyou guys dead? hello hello.. konna boatu holheekolhu...
ReplyDeleteAVAS GARAGE - Quickies anywhere, anytime!
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