Sensational Miadhu Headlines

by Mohamed Headset in London, Maldives

A reader sent in the following photos of sensational local headlines after seeing some of the headlines we had featured in the "Latest Intriguing Headlines" column on Bakhabaru. I must say our headlines pale in comparison to these gems.

Did anyone else know about this? Turns out that we've been eating cement for a while and now we're running out of it. Hope they replenish our cement stocks soon, I'm getting kind of hungry.

Who knew that collecting fish was such a dangerous hobby? Spontaneous combustion is something I could live without. Anyone wanna buy a used aquarium?

Yeah, I think everyone would have been able to rest easier if Thakkan had been killed in an accident that wasn't fatal.

What? All of them? The entire Police force?! On second thought, this finally explains a lot. I guess we can't blame the Police anymore.

Thanks to D. A. for sending these in. If any of you readers comes across such cool headlines in our local newspapers please do forward them to us so that we could share it here. No news is spoof news, right?