Police have captured a cross-dressing male kidnapper along with his victim, who in a surprising twist turned out to be a willing accomplice, Haveeru Daily has reported. The incident occurred in Seenu atoll Hithadhoo and the both kidnapper and his victim (or accomplice and lover if the Police report is to be believed) were found inside an abandoned house. The girl (the real one), a minor, and the 32 –year-old kidnapper, who was wearing a woman’s top and ‘buruga’ (veil) at the time of arrest, were apparently just about ready to get down and dirty with it on a mattress inside the house when the Police interrupted their romantic interlude.
When the Police entered the house after having appropriated the house key ‘somehow’ or other, they had at first thought, much to their collective delight, that they had stumbled upon an indecent and lewd act of an entirely different nature. But when the cross-dresser pulled off the veil, much to the disappointment and disgust of several Police officers who had thought that their wildest fantasies had come true, it quickly became apparent that this was just another garden variety sexual offence, except for the inclusion of the underage girl.
The underage girl had apparently been abducted (or run away) while studying in school, although no one is sure how exactly this feat was accomplished. It is also unknown if the man had a habit of cross-dressing or this was just a single isolated incidence. Haveeru Daily also reports that the underage girl had also been wearing a ‘buruga’ at the time of arrest even though she also didn’t make a habit of it in her usual everyday life. Speculations abound over the seemingly fetish-like incident, leading many an individual, both male and female, to admit having tried out a veil or two to see what the fuss was all about. Despite the willingness of those who had tried it out to go on record, Bakhabaru reporters feel morally inclined not to quote them, even under condition of anonymity, for the sake of keeping the contents of Bakhabaru rated PG-13.
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whats with the real news?????? already read this on Haveeru!!!! whats happening to bakhabaru type news????
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing that since it was April Fool's Day yesterday they had no choice but to post real news for a change kekekekek... Although to be honest, if I had not read the news on Haveeru, I would most probably be inclined to believe that the news had been a spoof too...
ReplyDeletethis is true???? lol!
ReplyDeleteGood one! When I was reading the news at Haveeru, I also thought what a good news that would be for a spoof! heh heh
ReplyDeleteBut there is also another good news for a spoof which the Bakhabaru team should look for on MinivanDaily.com. It's about some DRP thugs releasing MDP goats from a den in some island apparently for some politically motivated reason. I wish Bakhabaru team will find out the truth about this.
Politically motivated goats released from MDP pens by DRP thugs? Well at least some MDP members are politically motivated then, which is more than you can say for most of them. But what else is there to write about... hehehe... the headline speaks for itself.
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