Return of the Funny Caption Contest

You've asked for it, you've demanded it. You've wanted and lusted for it and threatened serious bodily harm to yourself and others if we did not bring it back. Fear not, inconsiderate readers, for we have heard your cries and consistent wailing and decided to put you out of your misery. Ok, ok, so no one demanded it. No one's even missed, noticed it was gone or even mentioned it but we're bringing it back anyway.

So now, ladies and gentlemen -- and whatever other species or gender makes up our audience -- we present to you for your viewing and commenting pleasure: The Brand New Funny Caption Contest.

Go ahead and submit your Funny Caption, you know you want to, for a chance to win hundreds of ridiculously expensive prizes that would make President Chotey's sealed white envelopes look like... well, sealed white envelopes.