Umar Nasheer to Shtage Pouting Shtrike

By iShath Shweeeetalk

The Ishlaaaamic Democratic Party’sh preshidental candidate Umar Nasheeeer hash announshed that he would shtage a pouting shtrike through da rest of da election rather then endorshe MDP’sh shtupid candidate Anni (aka teeny weeeny man with very bad dresh shenshe, no shtyle and zero charishma).

“I don’t like either of them,” Umar muttersh, grumblesh, retortsh, shnapsh, while standing with his armsh folded across his chesht, nurshing a mega pout. “I totally hate ‘em!”

*gasp*

Umar shaid that he had held an overnight shlumber party (which I bet totally sucked coz it could never be as awesome as the ones I have ;) at my house with my gurlzzz) at his campaign offish before making the decishun topout.

Sheeeeesh! Bo halaaaaaakzz..

“I thought of holding another hunger shtrike or to just hold my breath but pouting sheeeemed like an eashier alternative,” shaid Umar, who had always been nuttier than a couch-jumping Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is shoooooooooooooooo like not sho cool, by the way with his this shienotlogy thing he has, like going on for yearsh. And that wife of his… ugh! Like shooooo not real. Anyway…. back 2 my report hehehehe.

On the other hand, the oh sho debonere…… debonair (shorry, had to look up spelling) Dr. Hassan Saeed (sigh, gush, mush) hash decided 2 be a good shport and joined that alliance thingy with that man with the ugly yellow tie. Which ish good coz now he can give tipsh 2 like how to dressh nicer in PINK shirts (drooool!!!) and look even more handshomer….

Bleauurrrgh blip blip … peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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And oh oh oh oh… i almosht forgot!!!! new serial drama on TVM!!!!! There are not one, not two BUT THREE pitiful deaf characters. Take that Nahula!!!!!!!

XOXOXXXOOOX
(photo from Google Images)